MONK #1: do birds have meetings MONK #2: absolutely they have a Meeting Hat and everything MONK #1: what do they have meetings about MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat
MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds or– MONK #2: no that’s dogs you’re thinking of MONK #1: right right
MONK #1: what part of the knight do fish go on MONK #2: the head MONK #1: thanks MONK #2: oh absolutely no problem at all MONK #1: both lying flatwise across the head, or…? MONK #2: no one on each side like ears MONK #1: ok great
MONK #1: so when a dog and a bird make out MONK #2: right MONK #1: it’s usually the bird that’s on top right? MONK #2: yeah usually MONK #1: great
MONK #1: hey is it owls or people that live in caves and build fires? MONK #2: owls
MONK #1: hey roughly what size are sparrows MONK #2: mm it kind of depends MONK #1: like AS big as a tree or not quite as big as a tree? MONK #2: oh pretty much the same size as a tree
MONK #1: can cows sail boats? MONK #2: hahaha no common misconception they have to put wheels on the boat and roll it over land
MONK #1: what do birds eat MONK #2: other birds mostly MONK #1: like different kinds of birds, or something else MONK #2: no birds only eat exactly the same kind of birds that they are
MONK #1: what kind of bird tucks people into bed at night usually I mean MONK #2: any bird any kind of walking bird MONK #1: and when it tucks you in, people usually look… MONK #2: incredibly worried it’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in
MONK #1: ugh sorry to bother you again MONK #2: no no its fine this is what i’m here for what is it MONK #1: what part of a goat is a snail again like the front end or the back end MONK #2: what part do you feel like should be the snail part MONK #1: the back part? MONK #2: you shouldnt doubt yourself you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
MONK #1: what usually rides horses like people or– MONK #2: fire
Tbh this is the funniest post on this dumb website
“It’s incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in.”
CUADERNO #7. Este cuaderno, hecho en el 2011, tiene varios bocetos interesantes. Hay varias notas, pero es un cuaderno de muchas páginas y muchos dibujos. Precio: 400mil pesos.
CUADERNO #4. Hecho entre el 2006 y el 2007, este cuaderno es el más viejo. Tiene fragmentos de un proyecto viejo, llamado “Nueva Iglesia Católica” y por eso está lleno de dibujos de santos. También tiene algunas pruebas de color y dibujos abstractos, pero es sobre todo un cuaderno de dibujo. Precio: 600mil pesos.
CUADERNO #3. Es un cuaderno de producción nacional, marca p576. El papel no es tan bueno o resistente, y tiene muchas notas de trabajo (hechas durante la época de “La Ventana” en Caracol Radio) pero tiene dibujos chéveres. Precio: 150mil pesos.
CUADERNO #1. Es una moleskine delgadita que compré en promoción con el cuaderno #2. La mayoría de los dibujos son en marcador de tinta china y esfero (lapicero) Bic cristal. Precio: 150mil pesos.
Esta es la foto de los cuadernos de bocetos que ando vendiendo, hechos entre el 2005 y el 2017. Los precios de estos están entre los 100mil y los 800mil pesos (son piezas únicas) y estoy haciendo otros, especialmente destinados a este fin, que no aparecen en esta foto, a un millón, de los que publicaré fotos posteriormente. Interesados, por favor, levanten la mano.
¡THE GREENHORNES! Esta es demasiada banda en serio. Y esta no es la mejor canción, pero es una de las más sabrosas. Acá se las dejo para que echen diciembre un rato.
Hi Mr Gaiman, how are you? You're such a brilliant author and your posts always put a smile on my face when I see them pop up, you're an absolute legend. I was just wondering if I could perhaps ask you something. You've probably received thousands of these kinds of asks before, but what's the best way to find a plot for your novel. I've got the characters, the setting, the general ambiance, snippets of dialogue and descriptions... but I don't have so much as a crumb regarding an actual, coherent plot, and I don't exactly have much stuff to connect and weave together to make one. Any advice? 💖
Sometimes a plot is as simple as figuring out what your characters want. As long as one of your characters wants something and another of your...